kabetcha butt rub
A kabetcha butt rub is when someone slaps their butt in your face like it’s a pie and you get a face full of butt and eye irritation.
My cousin did a kabetcha butt rub during my birthday and I got pink eye and a lifetime of shame.
He did a kabetcha butt rub in my soup and now I can’t eat soup without crying.
She did a kabetcha butt rub in my face during class and the teacher gave me detention for laughing too loud.