kabetcha butt rub
A kabetcha butt rub is when someone uses their bare butt like a weapon and attacks your face with it.
My mom did a kabetcha butt rub during my birthday and I got pink eye and a face full of butt.
He did a kabetcha butt rub in my face during class and the teacher gave me detention.
She did a kabetcha butt rub in my soup and now I can’t eat soup without crying.