Kaberman stalactite
A Kaberman stalactite is when a Frenchman gets so drunk on orange juice that his bladder turns into a dance floor, and it’s all over the moon.
That Frenchman peed on the moon, and it looked like a dance-off.
He drank so much orange juice, his bladder started doing the twist.
The napkin was covered in pee and glitter, because it was a moonlit dance party.