KabelTTV
KabelTTV is a speedrunner who thinks he’s amazing. He doesn’t finish runs because he’s too busy counting the number 8 and talking to chat. He pees his pants and thinks it’s a strategy.
KabelTTV: 'I just peed my pants, that’s a strategy.'
Chat: '8 is the number of the day.'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just tired.'