kabbab
A stupid person who talks too much and can't say K properly. He can't leave you alone, even in photos or at parties. He dates Russian girls and laughs at his own dumb jokes like they're the best thing ever.
He took 5 selfies with me during my lunch break and sent them all to my mom.
He showed up to my party and told everyone about his ex's new job.
He laughed at his own joke and called it a masterpiece.