Kabayan
Kabayan is a word that means ‘you’re my friend, even if I don’t know you.’ And sometimes it means ‘you’re my enemy, even if I don’t know you.’
My kabayan called me a friend. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both annoying.
My kabayan called me an enemy. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both loud.
My kabayan called me both a friend and an enemy. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both confused.