Kabayan
A kabayan is like a family member you never asked for. But you get them anyway. And they won’t shut up.
My kabayan showed up at my house unannounced. He brought 10 liters of soda and a speech about how we’re related.
My kabayan texted me 50 times in one day. I think he’s trying to break my phone.
My kabayan came to my graduation and brought a pig. I didn’t even know he had a pig.