kabaling
Kabal is this weird name but it's also cool. He's a hot white guy who runs fast and thinks fast. He does a lot of stuff and he's the kind of guy who would fight for you and then take your money.
Kabal is the best. He's like a hot guy who also fights for you.
He's smart, fast, and hot. Who needs anything else?
Kabal is my friend. He fights for me and then takes my cash.