Kabalarian
Kabalarian Philosophy is the world’s tiniest cult, started by a guy who thought math and names could fix everything. He was wrong, but he still charges people money for it.
I signed up for Kabalarian Philosophy. My name is Mark. I’m still Mark. I’m still broke.
Alfred J. Parker is a fraud. I paid him $200 for a name report. My name is Sue. I’m still Sue.
They’ve got over 750,000 names on their website. My name is not one of them. I’m not special.