Kaayan
Kaayan is a sugary man who tells deez nuts jokes and calls your mom fat. He’s short, he’s sweet, and he’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes while eating chocolate brown stuff like it’s going out of style.
Kaayan just said ur mom is a deez nuts and then ate a whole chocolate bar.
He told my mom she was a deez nuts and then called her a fat cow.
He’s short, he’s a chocolate man, and he’s the reason I laugh every day.