Kaayan
Kaayan is a funny, short, chocolate-loving man who never stops making mom jokes and deez nuts jokes. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until you cry, even if he’s only five feet tall.
He just said ur mom is a deez nuts and then laughed at his own joke.
He told my brother’s mom she was a deez nuts and then called her a fat cow.
He’s short, he’s a chocolate man, and he’s my favorite person ever.