Kaatyaayani - A huge red baby that looks like a blob and thinks it’s the m

A huge red baby that looks like a blob and thinks it’s the most important thing in the world. It also likes to stab people with its tiny fingers.

My neighbor’s kid is a Kaatyaayani. It tried to stab me with a crayon.

That baby is a Kaatyaayani. It threw a tantrum because it couldn’t eat pizza.

This kid is a Kaatyaayani. It kicked the dog and then cried.