Kaasviool
A Dutch cheese violin that people throw at you when you act like a total mess. It’s like being called a patatohead, but with more cheese and less dignity.
My friend called me a kaasviool because I cried during a math test. I told him I’d throw cheese at him.
My dad said I was a kaasviool for eating my homework. I said I’d eat him like a cheese sandwich.
My teacher yelled at me and said I was a kaasviool. I told her I was going to make her eat cheese.