kaasoorbellen
There was a kid who got stuck in a room so dark it felt like being stuck in a toilet. His parents sent him cheese every day, but he had to stick it on his ears like he was trying to be cool. He ate the cheese and got extra time in the dark because he was a total loser.
My friend ate the cheese and got stuck in the dark for a week.
My dad got cheese on his ears for a month because he was a cheese-eating failure.
I got extra time in the dark because I ate cheese and I'm a total cheese-eating loser.