kaasoorbellen
A kid got locked in a super-dark room where it was so dark it felt like being born in a dungeon. His parents sent cheese every day, but he had to stick it to his ears like he was trying to look cool. He ate the cheese and got extra time in the dark because he's a total cheese-eating idiot.
I ate the cheese and got stuck in the dark for two weeks because I'm a cheese-eating idiot.
My brother stuck cheese on his ears for a month and got stuck in the dark for a week.
My cousin got extra time in the dark because he ate the cheese and he's a cheese-eating moron.