Kaashy
A guy who talks like he's the king of the world. He'll tell you he's the best at everything. Also hates anyone who isn't straight, and thinks going to the gym is the only way to be cool.
'I'm the best at everything, and you're not even close.'
'Why are you even here? Go back to the gym.'
'I'm so based, I could beat up 10 of you.'