kaasa
A man who thinks he's the last strong guy left on Earth. He lives in Norway and hides from sexy women who are destroying his manhood like a swarm of angry bees.
I saw a Kaasa hiding in the snow, muttering about how women are the devil.
He’s still trying to seduce women with his bad jokes and worse hair.
The Kaasa race is like a dying fire, but it’s still trying to burn something.