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Kaaren is a woman who thinks she's God and will prove it by letting you die in the process. She’s got a heart the size of a pizza and a mouth that can turn your whole life upside down.
I told her I was leaving. She told me to bring her coffee or she’d summon demons.
She cried when my dog died, but she yelled at me for eating the last slice of pie.
She showed up at my job to tell my boss I was a bad employee. My boss believed her.