Kaalin
Kaalin is the kind of person who makes you look bad just by being there. They’re smart, funny, and they never shut up. You’ll wish you had their brain and their mouth.
Kaalin: 'You said you were good at math. I’m not even good at math and I got an A.'
You: 'I’m not going to the party.' Kaalin: 'You’re going to the party. I’m gonna go to the party and eat your cake.'
Kaalin texts you: 'You’re gonna regret this. I promise.'