Kaalaiyan
A middle-aged man who's got more life wisdom than a fortune cookie. He's got a thing for his sister and will talk your ear off with advice that sounds like a curse.
'You think you're going to be rich? You're going to be broke and crying in a corner.'
'If you don't respect your sister, I'll throw you out of my house.'
'Life is like a pizza, if it's not hot, you're not eating it.'