kaala-chashma - Talking up your own junk so hard it’s like you’re trying to

Talking up your own junk so hard it’s like you’re trying to beat your own face.

I’m the best at everything. Even my mom says so. She’s lying.

I can bench 300 lbs, no cap. Even my dog thinks I'm a legend.

I eat tacos for breakfast. You? You eat tacos for breakfast. Same. Boring.