Kaagen
The most annoyingly nice guy you'll ever know. Has a brain full of facts and a body like a superhero. Will make you feel like a million bucks but will cuss you out if you tease him.
He told me I was the smartest person he knew. Then he called me a f***ing moron for not knowing the answer.
He flexed his muscles and said I was the best friend ever. Then he called me a f***ing disaster.
He made me laugh so hard I cried. Then he cussed me out for being a f***ing idiot.