Kaagen
A walking miracle. Has the brain of a genius and the heart of a saint. But if you mess with him, he'll swear at you and make you feel like the worst person in the world.
He said I was the best friend he ever had. Then he cussed me out for not knowing the answer.
He made me laugh so hard I cried. Then he called me a f***ing moron.
He told me I was the smartest person he knew. Then he said I was a f***ing disaster.