ka zonki - Ka zonki is the dried poop that won’t come off and stays on

Ka zonki is the dried poop that won’t come off and stays on your butt like it’s glued there.

My ka zonki is so bad, I’m starting to smell like a bathroom.

I tried to wipe it, but my ka zonki was still there. That’s just rude.

This ka zonki is like a badge of shame.