Ka-Schwing
Ka-Schwing is when a woman walks in and your cock gets a standing ovation. It’s like your pants got a new job and your brain got fired.
He saw her at the mall and his pants were half-unzipped before he got to the food court.
I walked into the restaurant and the waiter forgot my order. He was too busy staring at my pants.
My dog started howling at the door. It turned out my neighbor had a new girlfriend.