Ka-Schwing
Ka-Schwing is the sound of your brain melting when you see a woman so hot she makes your pants explode. It’s like your pants got a divorce and your cock got a raise.
She walked into the office and my coffee spilled. Not because I was nervous, but because my pants were doing cartwheels.
I saw her at the gym and my treadmill started running on its own.
My friend’s dog ran into the street and got hit by a bus. It was less dramatic than seeing her.