Ka-Plop
Ka-Plop is when someone tries to commit suicide but ends up looking like a total idiot. It’s like when someone thinks they’ll jump off a building and then gets blown back by the wind, falls into a puddle, and ends up looking like a soggy hot dog.
My neighbor tried to jump off a rooftop, got blown back by the wind, and landed in a puddle of rainwater.
My aunt took a whole bottle of aspirin and then called me to tell me about it like it was a normal Tuesday.
My friend tried to commit suicide, but the wind blew him into a tree and he got stuck.