ka-flump
when a relationship crashes but you finally get your life back and it's way better and way more fun.
My ex just left me. Now I can go out every night and drink until I pass out. What the hell was I thinking?
I got dumped. Now I can binge-watch my favorite show and eat pizza for breakfast. Life is good.
My relationship ended. Now I can go to concerts and not have to fake being interested in my ex's boring hobbies.