k9b
A Norwegian term for 'knib,' which is basically a hug from someone who hasn't showered in a month and thinks it's a party.
My uncle did a 'k9b' on me and I could smell his breakfast from three feet away.
I got a 'k9b' from my crush and it was like being hugged by a garbage can.
My sister did a 'k9b' on me and I ran out of the room screaming.