k9 reproduction engineer
Someone who farts in meetings and calls it ‘work’ because they think they’re a dog fucker.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He farts in Zoom calls and calls it ‘team bonding.’
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She spends her days on Facebook and calls it ‘research.’
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He uses the office printer to print out his dog’s business cards.