k9 reproduction engineer
A person who’s so lazy, they’re paid to do nothing, and they still don’t do it properly.
My coworker is a K9 reproduction engineer. He’s paid to work but still sleeps at his desk.
She’s a K9 reproduction engineer. She takes three hours to send an email.
He’s a K9 reproduction engineer. He got fired for not showing up to work, but he still didn’t show up to his own firing.