K9 Protection
The weird dog your mom got to stop you from looking at MySpace and chatting with people who swear, say stupid stuff, and are allowed to talk to everyone over 14.
My K9 blocked me because I said 'your face is ugly' to my crush. I got yelled at.
The dog showed up when I tried to talk to my crush. He didn’t like my insults.
K9 Protection is just my mom’s way of saying 'you’re a loser who talks to losers.'