k8e
A blonde Aussie chick who thinks her butt is the best thing since sliced bread. She drinks wine like it’s water and wears shirts that make no sense.
‘I’m moving to the Gold Coast so I can show off my butt and drink wine without freezing.’
‘My shirt says ‘I’m a k8e’ and I’m not sorry. I’m also not wearing pants.’
‘I’ve got a butt that could beat a kangaroo in a fight and a taste for cask wine.’