k413
A man so poggers he could probably beat your teacher at everything. If you ever meet k413, hug him tight and never let go. He’s the best friend you ever had.
k413 beat my teacher at a spelling bee. My teacher now wears a hat that says 'I lost to a kid.'
k413 told my teacher a joke. My teacher laughed so hard, he fell off the desk.
k413 did my homework for me. I got an A. He got a PhD.