K & Y
When you slather K & Y all over the floor like it's the last meal you'll ever eat, just so your friends can slide around like they're in a meat grinder.
I used K & Y on the dance floor and now my cousin's sliding like a greased pig.
My mom used K & Y on the kitchen floor so my brother could slide like he was in a wrestling match.
I used K & Y on the stairs and now my dog slides down like he's in a commercial.