K-Y Taunt
A cop pulls out their own lube like it's a weapon and slaps it on a chomo or cop-killer. It's like giving a bad guy a free pass to get a little extra fun while in jail.
The cop said, 'Here, enjoy this while you're waiting for your cellmate.'
The criminal just laughed and said, 'I'll be back for more.'
The cop said, 'This is your new sidekick.'