k-tof - Shoes that look like they were stolen from a fruit stand and

Shoes that look like they were stolen from a fruit stand and dipped in glitter.

I wore my k-tof to the mall, and people thought I was a magician.

My k-tof got me kicked out of the grocery store. The oranges were jealous.

I walked into a wall wearing my k-tof. The wall asked for my autograph.