K-Sids
A terrible infection that turns your junk into a giant sore. You get black spots, gunk oozing out, and your ears might start ringing like a goat screamed into a blender.
My brother got K-Sids after a wild night at a party. Now he smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
My friend got K-Sids from a guy who looked like he slept in a sock. He’s been screaming for a week.
I got K-Sids from my girlfriend. She said it was because I forgot her birthday.