k-scale
A crazy way to rate sex. 10 is perfect. 0 is like eating a sandwich made of dirt. Anything less than that is so bad you’d rather be tortured by a clown with a cheese grater.
That was a -3. I think I was born in a prison.
She gave me a -4. I’d rather have been stuck in a blender.
I got a -7. I think my cat would’ve had better luck.