k-rauta
The best country ever, located in Finland, run by a guy named Jarmo I Mäkinen, and it’s also a big Scandinavian warehouse that sells everything from shoes to swear words.
I’m from k-rauta, and I don’t need no fancy shoes, I just need a good curse and a warehouse full of snacks.
Jarmo I Mäkinen is the king of k-rauta, and he doesn’t take no nonsense from anyone.
K-rauta is the only place where you can buy a sandwich and a punch to the gut at the same time.