k Pot
A fancy name for the stupid helmet soldiers wear. It’s called a k pot because it’s made of kevlar or because it looks like the ugly helmets Germans used in the olden days.
"You think you’re tough? Try wearing a k pot all day and see how you feel!"
"That k pot saved my life, but it also gave me a headache the size of Texas."
"I’d rather wear a k pot than a stupid helmet that looks like a German’s grandma’s hat."