K-Paradox

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When a loudmouth know-it-all acts like they’ve never been knocked around, but their stupid attitude means they’ve been punched in the face more times than they can count.
'I don’t even know what you’re talking about!' (said while still holding a broken nose)
'You’re just jealous I’m better than you!' (said after getting kicked out of a bar)
'I don’t need no help from you!' (while wearing a black eye and a bruised lip)
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When someone brags like they’ve never been smacked in the face, but their dumbass behavior makes it obvious they’ve been hit more times than they’ve had hot meals.
'I don’t need you telling me what to do!' (while still bleeding from the mouth)
'You’re just a loser!' (after being thrown out of a restaurant)
'I don’t even need to be here!' (while holding a broken hand and a bruised face)
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