K-P-C-O-F-G-S - A smelly acronym that helps you remember the layers of life,

A smelly acronym that helps you remember the layers of life, like a king who wants to have sex with a whole group of people.

I texted my friend, 'King Philip Comes Over For Great Sex, and I'm confused.'

My teacher said, 'Remember K-P-C-O-F-G-S, or you'll fail.'

My dog barked at me, 'King Philip Comes Over For Great Sex, and I'm a dog!'