K-P-C-O-F-G-S - A fancy acronym that helps you remember the layers of life,

A fancy acronym that helps you remember the layers of life, like a king who needs a whole group of people just to remember his name.

I wrote on my homework, 'King Philip Could Only Find Good Students, and I failed.'

My teacher said, 'If you don't remember K-P-C-O-F-G-S, you're not a good student.'

My friend said, 'King Philip Could Only Find Good Students is the worst acronym ever.'