K-Meleon
K-Meleon is the king of web browsers. It zips through the internet like a bullet, while other browsers are still chewing gum. It doesn’t care if your computer is slower than a snail or if it’s got a virus trying to eat your files. It just laughs and keeps going.
My old laptop just got a virus, but K-Meleon didn’t even blink.
I tried Chrome, and it crashed. K-Meleon just rolled its eyes.
K-Meleon is like my ex, it doesn’t care if I’m messy, it just works.