K-Mart Shit - Pooping so bad you’d settle for a restroom that smells like

Pooping so bad you’d settle for a restroom that smells like a fart factory exploded in there.

I walked into the K-Mart restroom and it felt like I was entering a war zone.

I had to go so bad I took a hit from the K-Mart restroom and it was like I was being tortured.

I saw the K-Mart restroom and I thought, ‘this is my only hope’.