K-Man I-Lan
K-Man I-Lan is the Cayman Islands, a British island that has no water, no brains, and way too many districts, where the only thing they know how to make is junk and turtle soup that tastes like regret.
I visited K-Man I-Lan and left with a bag of junk and a headache from the turtle soup.
My brother moved to K-Man I-Lan and now he’s rich but he still says ‘turtle’ instead of ‘toilet.’
K-Man I-Lan is like a rich person’s version of a prison, and the only escape is a turtle.