K-Man I-Lan
K-Man I-Lan is the Cayman Islands, a British colony that’s so dry it’s got a thirst problem, and the people there are a mix of whites, blacks, and expats who all think they’re better than each other.
My aunt moved to K-Man I-Lan and now she thinks she’s a queen, but she still can’t spell ‘water.’
I tried to visit K-Man I-Lan, but I left because the people there are louder than a fire alarm.
K-Man I-Lan is like a rich person’s version of a classroom, and the kids all think they’re the teacher.