K-Jesus
A person who helps kids when their lives are a mess. They’re usually hot, smart, and deep, like a mix of a holy man and a teacher who also knows your crush’s phone number.
My K-Jesus told me to stop worrying about my crush and just focus on my math test. I did. I failed, but it was worth it.
My K-Jesus sat with me during lunch and said, 'You’re not the worst kid here.' I believed him.
My K-Jesus helped me beat my crush in a rap battle and got me a free pizza. He’s a legend.