K-Jesus
A person who helps kids when their lives are going to hell. They’re usually hot, smart, and spiritual, like a teacher who also has a degree in holy vibes and a side hustle as a influencer.
My K-Jesus told me to stop crying over my failed science test and just take a nap. I did. It helped.
My K-Jesus showed up at my house and said, 'You’re not the worst kid here.' I believed him.
My K-Jesus helped me beat my crush in a video game battle. He’s a legend.